Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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