i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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