just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
You can't just leave with hair like that
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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