I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Your topless pictures make me question reality
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Drunk is a universal language darling
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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