the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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