Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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