that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Randomize
