But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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