he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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