i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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