my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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