I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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