Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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