Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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