Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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