: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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