quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
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She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
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Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain