I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
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Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.