It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.