Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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