Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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