Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Randomize
