I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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