I'm jealous of your bromance
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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