Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
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Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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