I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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