i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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