im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
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