I'm drive I can fine osifer
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
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Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
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Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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