He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
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why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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That dog was the best thing i ever touched
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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