I'm drive I can fine osifer
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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