We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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