TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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