They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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