"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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