I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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