My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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