So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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