These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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