hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
So apparently I’m into choking now
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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