so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
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It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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