quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
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new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
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He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.