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(678): View more from Georgia

quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts

(678): View more from Georgia

too late i think im gettin a gcui

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(719): View more from Colorado

new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge

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(416): View more from Ontario

No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her

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(407): View more from Florida

I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."

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(561): View more from Florida

new revelation: five guys for breakfast

(561): View more from Florida

new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation

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(208): View more from Idaho

Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

i think i recognize dicks better than faces

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.

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(903): View more from Texas

Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.

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