Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.