Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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