o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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