D3 body, D1 cock
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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