did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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