I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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