I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
it was like having sex with a tree stump
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
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Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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