it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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