Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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