I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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