I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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