good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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