So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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