My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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