When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
His nipple licking is glorious
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